Double up on the moustache
Today I'm going to see the most famous moustache in the world ever. Yes, I am going to watch Der Untergang - a movie about the last days of Hitler. With me to the cinema I'll have a really nice girl, but will this moustache movie make me concentrate even more on the female moustache? I do not know.
Afterwards we are going to eat at a cafe. But how will I act, if there is a bit of tuna hanging in some of her upper lip hairs? Will I say: Hey, there is tuna in you moustache? I don't think I should.
Hey you ... SHAVE!!!
Afterwards we are going to eat at a cafe. But how will I act, if there is a bit of tuna hanging in some of her upper lip hairs? Will I say: Hey, there is tuna in you moustache? I don't think I should.
Hey you ... SHAVE!!!
posted by Nørgård 3 at 11.5.05
7 Comments:
Do you want to know why girls don't shave their mustaches? It's because if they did, the hair would just grow back and then you'd see girls walking around with stubble. Now that's gross!
Exactly... you don't shave it. You go to the hair dresser and get it waxed or do it yourself. Girls can also use nair for FACE
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girls w/ mostashes are failures and fucking ugly
Hey, thats too harsh.
Some women love to wear a mustache. Doesn't mean they're not lovely people.
>I< don't have to like it though. Fair enough.
Wow. Comparing women with facial hair to Hitler. Really fucking classy, asshole.
I knew this girl in highschool that had a female mustache. She sat behind me and told me she did not like her female mustache.I told her to just leave it alone.It only had about three hairs under her nose.She did not like my answer. After school I caught up with her and told her I would show her how to shave her female mustache. I told her it will grow back.She said she did not have money to buy razors and shaving cream. I told her I could buy them and show her.She went with me to the store and I brought her razors,shaving cream, and body lotion. I then took her to a hotel because she did not want to go back to her house or my house. I told her she is expensive. I got us a room at a nice hotel.We checked in and we went to our room. We got in the room,put the heat on (cold outside)and went into the bathroom.I filled up the sink with hot water. I told her that when I shave a I take my shirt off because I can get wet from shaving. She took her shirt off,but left her bra on. I told her that her bra may get wet.She then took her bra off, nice small boobs.I then told her to splash water on her face, I put shaving cream on her female mustache,chin hairs, and sideburns. I then slowley started to shave her face. After I was donr I washed her face off and put lotion on her face.She really enjoyed what I taught her. I told her that if she need me to shave her again I would.I asked her to say the word hairy as I shaved her,she did.She is my new girlfriend.
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