The second century
Okay, so this site has passed 200 visitors. Thanks to all of you, and I hope you're discussing this great problem out there.
'Cause the thing is, what has this site really achieved? Yes, there has been an angry person (female I presume, and probably with hair on the upper lip) posting angry comments. But has that made the world less hairy? Unfortunately I don't think so. We have a long way to go. We have lots of upper lips to shave.
So please ... someone make this site famous. It's for your own good, can't you see that? Is there anybody in this world who likes female moustaches? I don't think so.
Okay, here's a thought. If I got a really famous spokesperson to represent this site, there would be thousands of people coming to www.womenmoustache.blogspot.com. But who should I pick? Maybe if Brad Pitt told the world that he got divorced with Rachel Green (yes, I know it's her name in Friends. Can't remember her real name) because she had way, way to many dark hairs on the upper lip. Now that would be the thing that could make this site well-visited; and most important of all it would make women shave. Does anybody have Brad's number?
So Rachel Green, please, remove that hair.
'Cause the thing is, what has this site really achieved? Yes, there has been an angry person (female I presume, and probably with hair on the upper lip) posting angry comments. But has that made the world less hairy? Unfortunately I don't think so. We have a long way to go. We have lots of upper lips to shave.
So please ... someone make this site famous. It's for your own good, can't you see that? Is there anybody in this world who likes female moustaches? I don't think so.
Okay, here's a thought. If I got a really famous spokesperson to represent this site, there would be thousands of people coming to www.womenmoustache.blogspot.com. But who should I pick? Maybe if Brad Pitt told the world that he got divorced with Rachel Green (yes, I know it's her name in Friends. Can't remember her real name) because she had way, way to many dark hairs on the upper lip. Now that would be the thing that could make this site well-visited; and most important of all it would make women shave. Does anybody have Brad's number?
So Rachel Green, please, remove that hair.
posted by Nørgård 3 at 12.5.05
5 Comments:
While I support your cause, I just cannot see why you are limiting yourself to female moustaches? Male moustaches are just as bad, if not worse, seeing as they are more obvious, they are grown deliberately, on purpose and sometimes even proudly, God only knows why. So, my point is; do your job properly and go against moustaches as a whole. Make Brad Pitt shave too!
You sort of have a good point. There is way too many male moustaches in the world. Just look at Kim Brink.
But - yes, there is a but - it's okay for a woman to say to a man: I don't like your moustache. Would you shave it off ... for me? but it is not okay for a man to say to a woman: Hey, please remove that moustache. You remind me way too much of Burt Reynolds.. That's why we need to focus on the female moustache more.
When the female and male moustaches are equal, then this blog has done it's job properly.
You give Brad a call! You do your job properly. And don't forget to shave.
you have serious issues with mustaches. and commenting on your own topic is so low. How about we make a deal... female will keep shaving their legs, armpits, and (some of us) crotches. We'll add waxing mustaches if you men get rid of that sick chest and back hair. And at least trim your armpits! Yes?
have you ever thought that maybe you have a very strange obsession with the female moustache?
Personally, its all about one kind of mustache. I am not bothered by ANY OTHER kind of body hair. I love furry all over the body, believe me!
I am only repelled by one kind of mustache- its the overt, really "messy", no attempt at styling - kind of mustache.
I will never say anything about it to you. Its YOUR face. I am a sensitive, sweet, caring, smart guy and I love you. Try clipping it back. Please.
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