Trying to get the site known

Blogspot.com still hasn't made my site famous. This is very unfortunate, but I still love you, Blogspot.com-guys.

Because of this site's non-excisting fame I have contacted various people. First I wrote a letter telling about this site to Phil Olsen, president of World Beard and Moustache Championships. He very friendly replied that the competition is open to female contenders. WHAT? Why are you doing this to me, Phil. Why? You're trying to make pretty women grow moustaches, and you really should never do that. But I still like Phil - and did you know that he speaks danish? I didn't think you did.

Then I wrote a mail to Gillette, the makers of Venus Divine, also telling them about my site. And yesterday I recieved a mail where they told me that my mail has been forwarded to the danish section of Gillette. But why? This is not a danish problem, it's a global issue like global warming, nuclear threats and broccoli. All I'm asking for is that Gillette makes a link to my page on their website. I've made a link to their site on this blogspot. And isn't friendship about giving and taking, uh?

To all you woman, if you have a moustache please remove it - for example using one of the products I've linked to (read: Gillette). Please.