Why can't women see that they have a moustache? Why?

relax

2006-06-12T21:48:00.000+02:00

Don't argue ... and don't waste your time on this blog. It will never more be updated. It was just for fun. So don't take things too serious, please.

Interest

2005-05-26T17:10:00.000+02:00

If Garth Brooks made a song about female moustaches and how much he hated them, then I think we would experience a break through. I've already made the first two lines:

One hair is a hair too much
if it's on the upper lip ... on a femaaaaale.

You can have it, Garth, no probs.

Can you see what's wrong?

2005-05-23T18:54:00.000+02:00

My Bro' told me about this fancy draw-a-SoutPark-person-feature on the internet. And right away I thought that it could be an excellent tool to explain why this blog is necessary - 'cause it is.

On the picture below you have a girl. Let's call her Alanis Morissette. Now Alanis is a nice looking girl in general. A little chubby, okay, but she is really nice and really smart. Alanis loves to party ... okay, she loves to read books, but that can really be exciting some times as well. She has never had a boyfriend, and she doesn't understand why, 'cause she is really trying everything to make the guys like her. She actually screamed "THONG" last english lesson and got a big applaus from the boys. But still they didn't really wanted to get too close to her.

But why? Let me explain to you all. It is because she has a moustache, and girls aren't ment to be having moustaches. Look at Alanis. Now, does she look like a girl, that you would fancy french kissing with?? NO SHE DOESN'T. SHE HAS A MOUSTACHE.

Alanis, please remove that moustache. An that goes out to all you hairy girls too. Remove the dark hairs from your upper lip.

We agree

2005-05-23T18:40:00.000+02:00

I was talking to a friend of mine about a girl we both know. I mentioned her moustache and with a confused expression my friend stated: why doesn't she just remove it? ("it" being the moustache!) I didn't have the answer. And that is what concerns me. With now more than 400 visitors not one has even tried to give the answer to why women don't shave off their moustaches. No one has told me, weather women are actually able to see the dark hairs on their upper lips. No one. Only the odd coment about nothing really.

So if you've got the answer or just think you do or know someone who does or know a man / woman who might have an uncle who has the answer let me know. We need to solve this problem as fast as possible. There are many unshaved female upper lips out there.

Yes ... you know the drill. Please shave.

400 ... now that is a lot of dark hairs

2005-05-23T10:22:00.000+02:00

Okay, this site has now had 400 visitors. Some female, some male - my counter doesn't tell me. But hopefully some of the female visitors have just after reading this blog removed all of their dark hairs on their upper lips.

Can you feel it? This world has become a better place. Not by much, but I feel a "hair free revolution" just around the corner. The female moustache is hopefully ending like the dinosaurs. Extinct. And hopefully soon.

So please remove that moustache.

Every day

2005-05-17T22:52:00.000+02:00

I have this colleague. She's kind of nice (she tries to laugh when I'm joking about something, but she obviously doesn't mean it - therefor "kind of nice"). Her boyfriend also works at the firm. He's a great guy. But the thing is she really has a significant moustache. Really significant. It's as significant as the limp of a man with one leg 56 centimeters shorter than the other. But she's only in her late twenties or early thirties. She is okay could looking, but that upper lip just ruins the impression.

Every time I see her, I find myself staring at this darke line. This really disturbing sight. But my eyes won't let go. It's like if you see a guy with a really strangely build face. You just can't stop looking.

If you see this woman would you please make her remove her way too many hairs on her upperlip. Tell her that there are guys from Iraq who have less of a moustache than her. But please don't mention me, 'cause she's good friends with the top of the firm.

And to all of you women who knows about your own female moustache. Don't be too proud to remove the dark hairs. Guys will think much higher of you without the moustache, and you might loose a pound or two. So please shave.

Hello Kim

2005-05-16T12:35:00.000+02:00

Today I am going to see one of the most famous moustaches in Denmark. It's placed on a man. I am of course talking about the crazy moustache on Kim Brink. He really should shave, but I think he has enough to think about these days with OB playing like a piece of wet timber.

But if Kim Brink directly confronts me on weather he should shave or not, I would have to say: Kim, please, you should remove that moustache has quickly as possible. You look ridiculous - but that is also because of your strange hair.

Hey ... you there ... yes, you ... your upper lip is way too dark. It's too darn hairy. And you're a woman. Are you blind? Remove that hair!! Please.

The second century

2005-05-12T21:22:00.000+02:00

Okay, so this site has passed 200 visitors. Thanks to all of you, and I hope you're discussing this great problem out there.

'Cause the thing is, what has this site really achieved? Yes, there has been an angry person (female I presume, and probably with hair on the upper lip) posting angry comments. But has that made the world less hairy? Unfortunately I don't think so. We have a long way to go. We have lots of upper lips to shave.

So please ... someone make this site famous. It's for your own good, can't you see that? Is there anybody in this world who likes female moustaches? I don't think so.

Okay, here's a thought. If I got a really famous spokesperson to represent this site, there would be thousands of people coming to www.womenmoustache.blogspot.com. But who should I pick? Maybe if Brad Pitt told the world that he got divorced with Rachel Green (yes, I know it's her name in Friends. Can't remember her real name) because she had way, way to many dark hairs on the upper lip. Now that would be the thing that could make this site well-visited; and most important of all it would make women shave. Does anybody have Brad's number?

So Rachel Green, please, remove that hair.

A smooth date

2005-05-12T00:08:00.000+02:00

Just got back from my date. It went well. We didn't eat. The word tuna didn't even get mentioned nor the word moustache. Can't figure out if I should get serious with this girl. But I haven't noticed a moustache on her ... yet. 'Cause trust me, I will notice it if it's there. Maybe she shaves or bleaches! So many unanswered questions, so late in the evening.

I hope I will dream about a world without female moustaches and more kisses. SHAVE!!

Double up on the moustache

2005-05-11T14:32:00.000+02:00

Today I'm going to see the most famous moustache in the world ever. Yes, I am going to watch Der Untergang - a movie about the last days of Hitler. With me to the cinema I'll have a really nice girl, but will this moustache movie make me concentrate even more on the female moustache? I do not know.

Afterwards we are going to eat at a cafe. But how will I act, if there is a bit of tuna hanging in some of her upper lip hairs? Will I say: Hey, there is tuna in you moustache? I don't think I should.

Hey you ... SHAVE!!!

Nice

2005-05-07T17:36:00.000+02:00

I haven't seen any female moustaches today. Haven't been outside, so that might be the reason!

How low can you go

2005-05-06T22:00:00.000+02:00

Google.com is the place to be if you wanna get your website famous. So I tried typing "women moustache" and clicked on the search button. After going through 30 pages of search results I had seen enough. There was plenty of "anal action" and "xxx mature women", but unfortunately no site of this blog. That's really weird, and it must be disturbing for people looking for a blog about hair removal on women's upper lips.

If you type "women moustache blogspot" my site is to be found on the second page of results. That's also disappointing. My site should be on the first page when you type the three words that are the essential points of this blog.

If you type "women moustache blogspot remove" my site is the first thing you see - if you're looking at the first result, that is. But the question is how many people are doing that? I presume none.

So you guys from google.com. Please make my site obvious to every man in the world. You have the power, guys. You can make women all over the world shave. Please make women remove the hair on their upper lips. Please.

Another aspect

2005-05-06T14:59:00.000+02:00

Liz Hoggard has another view on the whole female moustache issue. She thinks that women should be proud of it - and even design the moustaches in a fashionable way. I don't totally agree, but I do think that it's better than women ignoring their hairy upper lips.

You can read Liz Hoggard's article from The Observer here!

Women all over the world's task of the day: Wash the dishes and remove that moustache. Please.

Trying to get the site known

2005-05-05T22:41:00.000+02:00

Blogspot.com still hasn't made my site famous. This is very unfortunate, but I still love you, Blogspot.com-guys.

Because of this site's non-excisting fame I have contacted various people. First I wrote a letter telling about this site to Phil Olsen, president of World Beard and Moustache Championships. He very friendly replied that the competition is open to female contenders. WHAT? Why are you doing this to me, Phil. Why? You're trying to make pretty women grow moustaches, and you really should never do that. But I still like Phil - and did you know that he speaks danish? I didn't think you did.

Then I wrote a mail to Gillette, the makers of Venus Divine, also telling them about my site. And yesterday I recieved a mail where they told me that my mail has been forwarded to the danish section of Gillette. But why? This is not a danish problem, it's a global issue like global warming, nuclear threats and broccoli. All I'm asking for is that Gillette makes a link to my page on their website. I've made a link to their site on this blogspot. And isn't friendship about giving and taking, uh?

To all you woman, if you have a moustache please remove it - for example using one of the products I've linked to (read: Gillette). Please.

Outside with hair

2005-05-05T22:20:00.000+02:00

I was outside most of the day. My firm had arranged a combined 10k run and a picnic. It was great - especially because I was the fastest runner. There were many faster eaters and drinkers than me, but you know what Otto Brandenburg says in Gummi-Tarzan (if you don't just call me!).

But this field trip also brought me something else. The sight of a really, really significant female moustache. This beautiful girl is not yet thirty years old and her moustache is more significant than the lean on the famous tower in Pisa. Did I mention this to her? No way. It just poured my self another beer and tried not to look at this hairy and disturbing upper lip.

By the way an angry person is posting comments on this site, and I love it. So feel free to join the debate. It doesn't have to be well argumented - we all know that it's impossible to argue for the growth of female moustaches, don't we? - or well written. Just post what your grandmother ate yesterday between three and four a clock in the afternoon, I don't care. But please do remove that hair on the upper lip. Please.

What can I do to make you happy?

2005-05-02T19:43:00.000+02:00

You know the song. I think it's The Corrs. And maybe it's a retorical question. But I don't care. 'Cause I've got the answer. You could REMOVE THAT HAIR ON YOUR UPPER LIP! Now that would make me happy. It really would. And if you told every girl in the world to do the same thing, it would make me even happier. It might make me so happy that I would scream: Olé!

By the way I wouldn't be surprised if the nice looking girls from The Corrs had a bit too much hair on their pretty upper lips. They have dark hair and they have upper lips. Now that's always been a dangerous combination.

Hits

2005-04-29T14:06:00.000+02:00

I've been surfing some blogspots today. None of them have the same important message as mine, and yet they have fifteen trillion hits everyday. How can that be? Someone make this page famous, it's for your own good.

And women, please do remova that moustache. Please.

Listen to this

2005-04-28T21:33:00.000+02:00

I was googling "woman moustache" and this link popped up. The BBC Radio 4 has made a program dedicated to the problem of way too many dark hairs on the upper lip of women. The program is called "Why is the Female Moustache the Last Taboo?".

That's just incredible. Women can actually see their own moustache. And some women do remove their facial hair. But because it is such a big taboo way too few women do it. And this program is english, so it really doesn't help me very much here in Denmark. But anyway it's nice to hear women talking about this problem, because that means that it is a problem for women and not just something I have to struggle with.

You should listen to this program. Especially if yoy are a woman that I am going to kiss in the near future, which is kind of unrealistic. But anyway. All of you. Listen to this program. It's good to know these things.

Their advise is that women should wax their moustaches off. No raisor. I don't really care. Just get rid of it. Please.

Is this the solution?

2005-04-28T12:58:00.000+02:00

My good friend from work Rasmus and I has just had an eye opening conversation. He asked me what the answer to the question was. Why can't women see that they have a moustache? Why? I didn't know hence this blogspot.

But then suddenly. We thought of something. Why is it that women know that they have to shave their legs in order to appear sexy? Of course. It is the companies who sell hair removal products who told them so. And maybe that is the key to solving this problem. We need to make Gillette, Weed and the other big hair fighters to recognize this problem. If they begin great add campaigns telling the world's women to remove their moustaches, women will do so. If some of the biggest companies in the world tell women that it's not sexy for females to have dark hairs on the upper lip, women will believe them. Why? Because it's the truth.

Therefor I will send this blogspot adress to some of the biggest hair removal product firms in the world. They have to listen. They can make great money on this.

Shave, I tell you!

Brotherly love

2005-04-26T23:01:00.000+02:00

Just one last thing. He also says, that I might be dating cirjus freaks, because of the creation of this blog. Wake up, shit face. I'm not doing this for my own sake. I am doing this for men all over the world, who does not like the look of female moustaches.

And actually I am dating a very sweet and good looking girl. But she has the female moustache like many other good looking girls. But she is not to blame. 'Cause like all women she is not able to see it. She has the ignore-button switched on. This blog is trying to press the off-button.

Shave for crying out loud.

Bigger brothers are stupid

2005-04-26T22:44:00.000+02:00

My brother is a wise guy. He has always been a wise guy and he will always be a wise guy. On his blog he thinks he has the solution to the way too much hair on the upper lip issue. But boy is he wrong.

He says that if women shave off their moustache, the hairs will grow back and the whole thing'll get much worse. And how does he know? Because he is a girl. A puffy girl who thinks he has the answers to everything. But he hasn't. Because the hairs will not get more moustache-like. It's a myth. And in fact my brothers "moustache" is the evidence. He has removed his facial hair lots of times. And still the hairs look like their sitting on a 13 year old unsecure schoolboy. I'm sad to say that my facial hair is just like my brothers, but still. He's wrong,

Don't listen to my brother. He doesn't know anything. Women. Just shave or do something else that removes your moustache. Please.

You're not the only one

2005-04-26T22:22:00.000+02:00

At football practice I talked to a couple of my friends about this hairy problem. They backed me up. They had also had bad experiences with girls having way too much dark hair on the upper lip. They didn't mention their present girlfriends because they're gentlemen, but I bet that their girls have way, way, way too much hair as well.

We talked about this site, me and my friends. How we could make it known all over the world. How we can make it the most natural thing for females to shave their moustaches off once in a while. Unfortunately we didn't find a solution.

Help me blogger.com!!!! I presume you are guys, and therefore you have great interest in making this site famous. Think about it. After this site gets known to every female on the planet, your girlfriend or wife will have to begin shaving off their dark hairs on the upper lip. And that means one less anoying thing in the world, and that is nice. It's way nicer than way too many dark hairs on the upper lip.

Blogger.com, help me. Please. Make women shave. Please. Shave.

Why?

2005-04-25T13:00:00.000+02:00

But why is it that women don't see their moustache? It's there. It's pretty easy to spot. It's a moustache for crying out loud.

And the most strange thing is, that women remove hair from all over their body. Legs, arm pits, you-know-where and even eyebrows. So why don't women remove the dark hairs on their upper lip when their already going absolutely crazy with wax, tweezers and electrical hair removal appliances? You've got the equipment, girl! Shave that moustache.

Maybe it's like the famine in Africa. Women ignore the fact that they have a moustache so much, that they forget all about it. When they look themselves in the mirror they think: All is good. I look 10 years younger then I am. I am perfect. But actually they should think: I have a moustache. If I don't do something about it soon, children will point at me and scream "Hi Santa". I look like the son of Burt Reynolds and a female chimpanzee.

Why has no man ever told women that they should remove their hair on the upper lip? Why, I ask you. Why?

Please, someone tell women to shave. Please. Shave.

The beginning

2005-04-25T11:27:00.000+02:00

And how did I notice this problem, you might ask. Well, I just opened my eyes. There is dark hair on upper lips every where. The girl I am kissing these days have dark hairs on the upper lip. The girl before had dark hairs on the upper lip, and the girl before her probably also had dark hairs on the upper lip. They are all over (the dark hairs on the upper lip that is).

So please shave. Please. Shave.

Welcome

2005-04-25T10:56:00.000+02:00

This blog really shouldn't be necessary. But it is. Apparently a lot of women aren't able to see that there is growing way too many dark hairs on their upper lip. But there is. I've seen it. And it is called a moustache. A woman with a moustache, now that just sounds very, very wrong.

So help me guys, and all of you girls who have realized this problem. 'Cause I haven't got the guts to tell women this. I don't wanna be the guy who goes up to a beautiful girl (beautiful apart from the hair on the upper lip) and says: why don't you shave your moustache off? Really, who would do that?

By making this blog I hope that every woman in the world will realize this great problem and do something about their moustaches. And it is not enough to say: but the hairs will brighten when summer arrives. What about winter, autumn and spring? Do we really have to look at moustaches three quarters of the year? I say no. Just shave. Please. Shave.